those ashes were the ashes of leo’s burned hopes and dreams for the academy awards
wow everything’s 50% off today at the candle store
they must be having a blowout sale
“Well, Kanye,” the doctor said, holding a clipboard as he looked at his eager patient, “It seems that you are very ill. The illest, in fact.”
“What is it, doc?” Kanye asked in concern.
“After several tests, a team of professionals and I have concluded that you are…” he sighed, “suffering from realness.”
